DOG AND CAT DIARIES UNCOVERED!

DOG AND CAT DIARIES UNCOVERED!

As seen in a dog’s diary:

8am – Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am – Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite !
10am – Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!

11am – Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
Noon – Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1pm – Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
3pm – Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm – Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5pm – Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!

7pm – Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
9pm – Oh Boy! Sleeping in master’s bed! My favorite!

As seen in a cat’s diary:

Day 183 of my captivity…

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape,and the mild
satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant. Today my attempt to kill my
captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost
succeeded — must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once

again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair — must try this
on their bed. Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body,
in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try
to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended
about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in
solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
smell the food. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was
due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use

it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The
dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an

informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my
every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety
is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time…

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